The Glorious Empire of Democratic Republic of Magley is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Eskimo Brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.138 billion Democratic Republic of Magleyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magleysburg. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Democratic Republic of Magleyian economy, worth 104 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,649 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Muggers are complimented on their enterprising spirit, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Democratic Republic of Magley's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National Eskimo Society.

Democratic Republic of Magley is ranked 20,467^th in the world and 844^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 22.56 average smiles per day.