Population | 3.319 billion |
Capital | Guaricana |
Leader | General Anhanguera |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | fragata |
The April Fool's Fan of Imperio de Castilho is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Anhanguera with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.319 billion Castilhians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guaricana. The average income tax rate is 84.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Castilhian economy, worth 523 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,679 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Most barbers are also surgeons, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperio de Castilho's national animal is the fragata, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Imperio de Castilho is ranked 8,873rd in the world and 393rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.5 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Imperio de Castilho, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
- : Following new legislation in Imperio de Castilho, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
- : Imperio de Castilho voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Imperio de Castilho voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Following new legislation in Imperio de Castilho, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Imperio de Castilho, most barbers are also surgeons.
- : Following new legislation in Imperio de Castilho, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in Imperio de Castilho, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
- : Following new legislation in Imperio de Castilho, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
- : Following new legislation in Imperio de Castilho, bris parties are all the rage.
World Assembly
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