The Republic of Miletic is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Marko Miletic with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.602 billion Mileticians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miletic city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Miletician economy, worth 899 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 195,492 Dinars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 602,693 per year while the poor average 48,954, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, conspiracy theorists allege Miletic city's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, and pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miletic's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Miletic is ranked 235,758^th in the world and 5,311^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 4 average smiles per day.