The People's Republic of NationTownState is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 11.334 billion NationTownStateans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The NationTownStatean economy, worth 516 trillion centidollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Pizza Delivery industry. Average income is 45,550 centidollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's not mass murder when the government does it, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NationTownState's national animal is the cat with a backwards baseball cap, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NationTownState is ranked 218,945^th in the world and 4,346^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -95.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.