The Kingdom of New Zibolroakia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jimintai Mordetai with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.164 billion Zibolroakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astvotska. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zibolroakian economy, worth 212 trillion office dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,400 office dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,889 per year while the poor average 22,193, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Adultery has been made a capital offence, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zibolroakia's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nvarianity.

New Zibolroakia is ranked 247,177^th in the world and 4,995^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -144.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.