The Almighty Kingdom of Pabtlau is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pablo Mazón with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.183 billion Pabtlauans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pabtlau City. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pabtlauan economy, worth 468 trillion Pautans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,231 Pautans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pabtlau's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pabtlau is ranked 6,674^th in the world and 153^rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.85 law-abiding acts per hour.