The Republic of Signar is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Director with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.115 billion Signarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greyport. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Signarian economy, worth 696 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 169,193 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Signar's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Solism.
Signar is ranked 3,351st in the world and 94th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 58.09 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Signar, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, euthanasia is legal.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, citizens have voted the song "Director Smells Like A Parrot" as their new national anthem.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Signarian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
- : Following new legislation in Signar, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
World Assembly
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