The Republic of AmManies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Homer Simpson with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.927 billion AmManiesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springfield. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient AmManiesian economy, worth a remarkable 9,868 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 661,150 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The youth vote is only counted when kindergarten teachers ask who drew the best picture, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime is totally unknown. AmManies's national animal is the Spider Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

AmManies is ranked 52,760^th in the world and 1,646^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.51 law-abiding acts per hour.