The Yellow Loving Monarchy of Niemence is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Anton Bauer II with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.164 billion Niemceans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedlichkeit. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Niemencean economy, worth 100 trillion Niemencean Reichtums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,924 Niemencean Reichtums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niemence's national animal is the Niemencean eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Niemence is ranked 103,591^st in the world and 677^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 14.71 flags saluted per person per day.