The Federal Republic of Seawinds is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pavel Norrington with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 4.783 billion Seawindsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nikolsk. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seawindsian economy, worth 531 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 111,030 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, immigrants who don't like the taste of Seawindsian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seawinds's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Seawinds is ranked 23,456^th in the world and 849^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.07 law-abiding acts per hour.