The Monarchy of Anglischland Kaiserreich is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm V von Hohenzollern with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.301 billion Anglisches enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Anglischland Kaiserreichian economy, worth 311 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 135,298 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime is totally unknown. Anglischland Kaiserreich's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Anglischland Einigtet Kirchen.

Anglischland Kaiserreich is ranked 141,255^th in the world and 3,092^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.9 law-abiding acts per hour.