The Congruent Repertoire of Unojo is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Saney Malbre with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.649 billion Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. The average income tax rate is 43.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Unojoish economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion quintos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 298,444 quintos, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Unojo at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojo's national animal is the sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojo is ranked 12,778^th in the world and 278^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.82 law-abiding acts per hour.