The Free Land of Gorklibunsond is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Federal Council with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.182 billion Gorklibunsondians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gorklibunsondian economy, worth 842 trillion hypercoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,267 hypercoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The army consists of only generals and grunts, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and the nation leads the South Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown. Gorklibunsond's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Gorklibunsond is ranked 3,381^st in the world and 99^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 57.82 average smiles per day.