Population | 2.828 billion |
Capital | Holyland |
Leader | Supreme Bishop |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Paladanian Prayer |
Animal | Trinity Lamb |
The Holy Empire of Paladani is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Bishop with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 2.828 billion Paladanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holyland. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Paladanian economy, worth 424 trillion Paladanian Prayers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,116 Paladanian Prayers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paladani's national animal is the Trinity Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Paladani is ranked 3,742nd in the world and 194th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 55.06 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, political dissidents are cut off from essential services.
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
- : Paladani voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Paladani voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, Holyland's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
World Assembly
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