The People's Republic of Shtit is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bob The Builder with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.34 billion Shtitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lost City of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Shtitese economy, worth 466 trillion Rallods a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,490 Rallods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, and the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shtit's national animal is the Screaming Hairy Frogling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sleepism.

Shtit is ranked 24,015^th in the world and 867^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.78 law-abiding acts per hour.