The French Anarchic Society of Texopolian TRADE ROUTE is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.175 billion Texopolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Кануйоль. The average income tax rate is 65.2%.

The thriving Texopolian TRADE ROUTEian economy, worth 77.3 trillion Heors a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,828 Heors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, Oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale has just been declared ruler of Texopolian TRADE ROUTE in an international press conference, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, and Stupidism has been named as Texopolian TRADE ROUTE's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texopolian TRADE ROUTE's national animal is the Southern Hugolvi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stupidism.

Texopolian TRADE ROUTE is ranked 239,118^th in the world and 5,314^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 2.76 average smiles per day.