The Republic of The Akian Islands is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Jay Akeeo with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.797 billion Akeeanese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keyani City. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Akeeanese economy, worth 678 trillion Kees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,045 Kees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Kee treacle machine, the World Republic Games have been won again by The Akian Islands as no other country cares enough to compete, and the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Akian Islands's national animal is the Akee Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Akian Islands is ranked 33,024^th in the world and 769^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81 law-abiding acts per hour.