The Community of The naked people is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.675 billion naked peopleans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Butt. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient naked peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 2,505 trillion cauris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,246 cauris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The naked people's national animal is the Clam, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The naked people is ranked 2,315^th in the world and 55^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 139.52 law-abiding acts per hour.