The People's Republic of Tylnernburg is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.677 billion Tylnernburgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tylnernburgian economy, worth 275 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,468 Yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tylnernburg's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tylnernburg is ranked 47,245^th in the world and 1,084^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,928.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.