| Population | 5.058 billion |
| Capital | Alexandria |
| Leader | Zeno of Citium |
| Faith | Stoicism |
| Currency | Pizn |
| Animal | Great Blue Heron |
The Noocratic Republic of Mally Piznoopia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zeno of Citium with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.058 billion freethinkers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Piznoopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion Pizns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 231,832 Pizns, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.
Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Mally Piznoopia, and the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mally Piznoopia's national animal is the Great Blue Heron, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stoicism.
Mally Piznoopia is ranked 8,523rd in the world and 72nd in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,214.79 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mally Piznoopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Mally Piznoopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Mally Piznoopia was endorsed by
The Kingdom of The United Solar States.
- : Mally Piznoopia endorsed
The Empire of Daitschlund.
- : Mally Piznoopia endorsed
The Empire of Helldive.
- : Mally Piznoopia endorsed The Kingdom of The United Solar States.
- : Mally Piznoopia endorsed
The Federal Republic of Weener.
- : Mally Piznoopia endorsed
The Principality of Principality of Beyurt.
- : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones.
- : Following new legislation in Mally Piznoopia, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Mally Piznoopia.
World Assembly
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