The Flaming Trash-Pit of Abomn is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Abomn the Lord of Suffering with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.778 billion Victims are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekravol. The average income tax rate is 6.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Corrupted economy, worth a remarkable 1,409 trillion Despairs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 207,932 Despairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, rare steaks seem even bluer now, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abomn's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abomnism.

Abomn is ranked 291,764^th in the world and 6,387^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 23 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.