The Empire of African-Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alex Matarirano with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 4.841 billion African-Empireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alkebulan Niayara. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient African-Empirean economy, worth 767 trillion New Quetzals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,641 New Quetzals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

New laws have paved the way for female politicians, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, sports club owners are having a moneyball, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. African-Empire's national animal is the Sabre Moon Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

African-Empire is ranked 21,096^th in the world and 843^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 90 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.