The Republic of Caiov is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur Alexandre with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.917 billion Caiorenses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of caio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Caiorense economy, worth 413 trillion caios a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 141,895 caios, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 469,940 per year while the poor average 32,002, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, Arthur Alexandre's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Caiorense flag can be displayed, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Caiov's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Católica.

Caiov is ranked 12,438^th in the world and 539^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 110 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.