The Republic of Caiov is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur Alexandre with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.888 billion Caiorenses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of caio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Caiorense economy, worth 408 trillion caios a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 141,440 caios, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 466,893 per year while the poor average 32,056, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, Arthur Alexandre will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caiov's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Católica.

Caiov is ranked 155,914^th in the world and 3,996^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.69 law-abiding acts per hour.