The Balkan Utopia Folk Festival of Pannonika is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ronnie James Dio with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.903 billion Pannonikans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wratislavia. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pannonikan economy, worth 576 trillion Pivoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,822 Pivoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pannonika's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bad.

Pannonika is ranked 45,319^th in the world and 1,485^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.78 law-abiding acts per hour.