The Disputed Territories of Blondiesland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Weese Ritherspoon with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.507 billion Blondieslandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Blondeness. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blondieslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,395 trillion Dong a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,058 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weese Ritherspoon can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, a flying elephant and Weese Ritherspoon share the same nickname, and the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'. Crime is totally unknown. Blondiesland's national animal is the Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blondiesland is ranked 129,996^th in the world and 2,825^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.86 law-abiding acts per hour.