The Constitutional Republic of Dagdria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mister President with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.994 billion Dagdrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dagdriam. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dagdrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,372 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

At customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, economics is a shrinking field, and the arms industry is strictly regulated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dagdria's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dagdria is ranked 5,403^rd in the world and 297^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 46.29 average smiles per day.