The Money Hungry States of NewWonLand is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Chairman with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.708 billion NewWonLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cryptos. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The frighteningly efficient NewWonLandian economy, worth 511 trillion WonCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 138,068 WonCoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder, most NewWonLandians would sell their own grandmother, and fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewWonLand's national animal is the Cryptomon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

NewWonLand is ranked 23,803^rd in the world and 586^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,007.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.