The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.098 billion Troll punishers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth 824 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 266,200 TPNG tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 860,329 per year while the poor average 62,245, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Troll punishers, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.

Troll Punishers is ranked 2,128^th in the world and 96^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 142.94 law-abiding acts per hour.