The People's Republic of Coreesa is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 616 million Coreesans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Coreesan economy, worth 68.4 trillion Miars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 110,996 Miars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Leader on Coreesa's coulrophobia epidemic, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Coreesa's national animal is the Orangutan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Coreesa is ranked 278,002^nd in the world and 5,810^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -311.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.