The Democratic Republic of Ubeland is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 144 million Ubelandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ubelandian economy, worth 10.4 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 72,372 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ubeland's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ubeland is ranked 173,867^th in the world and 3,390^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -67.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.