The Federal Republic of PwRepublic is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 680 million PwRepublicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal Palace. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PwRepublician economy, worth 85.7 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,090 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in PwRepublic, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PwRepublic's national animal is the American HoneyBadger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PwRepublic is ranked 273,503^rd in the world and 5,653^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -266.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.