The United Communes of Eurocom is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.97 billion Eurocoms are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurocom economy, worth 569 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 191,799 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even secular Eurocoms are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, surveillance cameras are banned, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurocom's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Eurocom is ranked 289,192^nd in the world and 6,253^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -600 on the Scary Big Number Scale.