The Federation of Luminerra is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Potato with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.46 billion Luminerrans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucerna. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Luminerran economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion Lyudas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,147 Lyudas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Lucerna" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luminerra's national animal is the Blue-Tailed Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Potatoism.

Luminerra is ranked 285,505^th in the world and 6,087^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -450.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.