The United Socialist States of Bedsonya is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Biggus Dickus with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate population of 1.546 billion Bedsonyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nostaw. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bedsonyan economy, worth 203 trillion Dollarbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,484 Dollarbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, there's a bright dawn ahead for Bedsonya, and the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bedsonya's national animal is the Plapitypuss, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bedsonya is ranked 276,186^th in the world and 5,750^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -288.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.