The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King William Campbell with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.864 billion Texaskans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth 461 trillion Goldcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 161,123 Goldcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Texaskan mussels the biggest in The North Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texaska is ranked 280,365^th in the world and 5,906^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -339.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.