The Duck with a monocle of CzechoSaxony is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Kája with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.522 billion Czechosaxonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechosaxonian economy, worth 209 trillion korunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,636 korunas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 784,318 per year while the poor average 11,732, a ratio of 66.9 to 1.

The "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, and a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Queen Kája. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CzechoSaxony's national animal is the ducc, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CzechoSaxony is ranked 290,237^th in the world and 6,384^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 36 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.