The 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁𝒾𝒸 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓂 of Chao Phraya River is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by ꧁𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 ꧂ with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.738 billion Chao Phrayans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kêt thuc bâu trói. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chao Phrayan economy, worth 381 trillion Tiền Mặts a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,377 Tiền Mặts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and Chao Phraya River has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chao Phraya River's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Thần Mặt Trăng.

Chao Phraya River is ranked 6,124^th in the world and 286^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.76 law-abiding acts per hour.