The Federal Republic of Feelixburg is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Felix Aterni with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.056 billion Feelixburgers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aetalhafen. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Feelixburgian economy, worth 336 trillion Felkors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,477 Felkors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and it is said that a Feelixburgian woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feelixburg's national animal is the Harbor Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dogelore.

Feelixburg is ranked 74,237^th in the world and 2,145^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.42 law-abiding acts per hour.