The Colony of OMANN is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.442 billion OMANNians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Islamabad. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OMANNian economy, worth 429 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 124,733 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, babies are a small but significant export, the government snoops on private internet connections, and no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OMANN's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

OMANN is ranked 74,738^th in the world and 2,098^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.