The Colony of OMANN is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.484 billion OMANNians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Islamabad. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OMANNian economy, worth 439 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,276 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, OMANN's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OMANN's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

OMANN is ranked 134,871^st in the world and 2,868^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 721.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.