The Empire of Ferfulesse is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Glædwine Beasleye with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.309 billion Ferfulesseans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of Fear. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ferfulessean economy, worth 208 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,930 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homophobia is off the menu, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, students do more community service than homework, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ferfulesse's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ferfulesse is ranked 51,928^th in the world and 1,141^st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.76 law-abiding acts per hour.