The Republic of Fire Islands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 8.78 billion Firese enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Fire Islandsian economy, worth 381 trillion Firese Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,462 Firese Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All recreational drugs are legal, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, extreme political groups are outlawed, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fire Islands's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fire Islands is ranked 85,595^th in the world and 1,892^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.9 law-abiding acts per hour.