The Optimal Federal Republic of Xandev is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kartikeya Tomar with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.724 billion Xandevians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden State. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xandevian economy, worth a remarkable 4,211 trillion Xandevian units a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 286,060 Xandevian units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xandev's national animal is the White Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Xandev is ranked 399^th in the world and 11^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 209.94 law-abiding acts per hour.