The People's Republic of Bogani is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 431 million Boganians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleikenchoff. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The powerhouse Boganian economy, worth 34.0 trillion Fingers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 78,823 Fingers, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, and women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bogani's national animal is the Parker Roy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bogani is ranked 295,294^th in the world and 5,706^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 13.36 law-abiding acts per hour.