The Holy Empire of Geldrauschenstadt is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Werner Vonderbank with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.147 billion Geldmenschen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augenkraften. The average income tax rate is 18.5%.

The all-consuming a Geldrauschenmensch economy, worth 108 trillion Kaps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 94,464 Kaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, a third of Geldmenschen are e-certified CEOs, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Geldrauschenstadt's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geldrauschenstadt is ranked 102,619^th in the world and 2,754^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.68 law-abiding acts per hour.