The Democratic Republic of Eastern Cenland Anuicalica is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Anuicalican Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.861 billion Eastern Cenland Anuicalicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fox Anui City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Cenland Anuicalican economy, worth 843 trillion calicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,937 calicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eastern Cenland Anuicalicans suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Anuicalican Council to meetings with foreign heads of state, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Fox Anui City. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Cenland Anuicalica's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Cenland Anuicalica is ranked 5,061^st in the world and 119^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.42 law-abiding acts per hour.