The Empire of Itani is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King William IV with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.617 billion Itanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alinor. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Itanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,064 trillion Crowns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,603 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of King William IV have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, visiting the best Itanian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itani's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith of the Eight.

Itani is ranked 2,057^th in the world and 48^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 144.1 law-abiding acts per hour.