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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,256thMost Influential: 2,345thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,796th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Til we get there
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Lambwe Valley

Population5.454 billion

CapitalMulo
LeaderO'SirK Lam

Currencypesa
Animalimpala

The Kingdom of Lambwe Valley is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by O'SirK Lam with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.454 billion LamVas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mulo. The average income tax rate is 45.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lambwe Valleyian economy, worth 659 trillion pesas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,858 pesas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, dessert dishes make up the Lambwe Valleyian breakfast menu, and a lot of number one hits are straight cover versions. Crime is totally unknown. Lambwe Valley's national animal is the impala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lambwe Valley is ranked 264,281st in the world and 5,386th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -208.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,256thMost Influential: 2,345thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,796thBest Weather: 6,958thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,100thHealthiest Citizens: 9,292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,242ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,463rdSafest: 10,841stMost Rebellious Youth: 11,531stMost Cultured: 11,718thHighest Food Quality: 12,342ndLargest Retail Industry: 12,799thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,054thMost Pacifist: 13,284thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,371stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,380thTop
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Most Developed: 15,501stNicest Citizens: 16,728thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,049thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,715thSmartest Citizens: 18,196thMost Inclusive: 18,280thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,263rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,817thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,950thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,562nd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 96th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 320th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 378th in the regionBest Weather: 378th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 383rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 428th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 457th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 479th in the regionSafest: 516th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 516th in the regionMost Cultured: 517th in the regionMost Influential: 570th in the regionMost Pacifist: 596th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 603rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 610th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 626th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 646th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 129 » Corfad, Kwaj, Laurendon, New Atlantico, Shibutani, Bankowiata, Advancia-Sizzletown, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, Chipoli, Esperonia, PlanetMercury, The Rhein States, Gorundu, Varisland, Koda-Land, Jeltronian WA Mission, Marlducro, Former English Colony, Atrito, Pinky Queen, New-Ferytland, Laforeia, Sil Dorsett, TamilPesum, Catalis, Darkanistan, Nouvel Empire, Kranostav, Kandorith, Frances Francis the First of France, Ethnon, IHateRights, Wilkshire, Ijo, Southern Moosetopia, Wineclaw, Simone Republic, Siwale, Wolffoxia, Dreadton, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Pallaith, KAP03land, Xagill, Oannia, Deliber, South Parter, Territorio di Nessuno, and 79 others.Petronellania, East Wali, Caecar, PotatoFarmers, North Bratislava, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Inclement Space, Nationeer, Ishtimbine, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Racoda, Bodhisva, Sindoesia, Votak Matim, Bardopia, Rex Republic, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Republiqueducroissant, Zandos, Aguaria Major, Eurocom, Arucaria, Galbadiana, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Federation of Vanguard, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Russila, Furballland, Luminerra, Zerentopia, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Germanic Cat, Zelenaya Dolina, Valiacorkit, Blyskalia, Kainin, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Ayuzhhhhh, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, The Jerichowan Country, Altivia, Nistriabar, Aoncarpa, Vancricia, Eralan, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Ubeland, Yaorozu, New Lakemba, Suvarnavarta, Neptunian Military Administration, Dillimore, Davidianian, Bedsonya, Khoik, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, and Stal Valley.

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