Population | 16.017 billion |
Capital | Saint Vincent |
Leader | King Joseph |
Currency | seysmark gilden |
Animal | kiwi |
The Kingdom of Seythennia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Joseph with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 16.017 billion Seythennians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Vincent. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Seythennian economy, worth a remarkable 2,924 trillion seysmark gildens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,562 seysmark gildens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with King Joseph, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Seythennia to be bombproof, the Seythennian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and King Joseph is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seythennia's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Seythennia is ranked 4,338th in the world and 102nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.99 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The United States of Poguelands.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Republic of EIndonesia.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Mountainous Flat Country of 7 Trees.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Legosia.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Dominion of Albend.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Ditto Infestation of The anARCHo.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 125 » Ever Testing, Beblahbleblo, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Land Without Shrimp, Aidenfieeld, PenguinPies, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Arscanesia, Tepertopia, Ebonhand, Wehraboos, Amerion, Tsunamy, Farengeto, Kringalia, Great Lothian, Froshar, Nowa Europa, Abarri, Jehenna, Rebel-topia, ARIAPOLIS01, Curlyhoward, The Haughtherlands, Altnavia, Saciu, The Worst army of, New Bulacan, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, Marnrio, Valles Stellarum, Sporaltryus, West Pastafaria, Galactya, Khnomania, Doundaly, Bonobiana, North Pernambuco, Ostavaria, Pepoland, Kazhinskia, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Alvira, Venezia Pacifica, and 75 others.Estival, Hacrela, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Cerespasia, Empire of Pekoland, America Gone Wrong, Greater Lamero, Tanyaland, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Gonthavnor, Bohenia, Asarana, Morian, Kaoia, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Hazahmkong, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Purestan, Koros, Zeta Del Norte, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Petea, Volaworand, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Las Filipina, The Weirdo, Aodhan, HawkoFon, Upper Ryu Lorty, Lupusterra, Xanistan, Lans Isles, New Maxta, Marre, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Nyitrai, United Allied Systems Nations, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, Stelmund, The Xolbarian Opposition, Qadiworka, Mardunia, Greater Fennovia, Albend, Legosia, 7 Trees, EIndonesia, Eastern Bahia, Poguelands, Megistos, SharttingToepia, and New Amerikan Republic.